Medical Care
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The second sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a Golden Retriever.
The second is a Senior Citizen.
By Chris Long
Who Is Jesus Anyway?
Who Is Jesus Anyway?
(Author Unknown)
For hundreds of years people have been answering that question. Many think He is just a myth and that He never really walked on earth. Others say he was a good man, a great teacher, or a prophet. Some have called him a demon possessed man or something even worse.
Napoleon Bonaparte said, “I know men and I tell you that Jesus Christ was no mere man. Between Him and every other person in the world there is no possible term of comparison. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creation of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded His empire on love; and at this very hour millions of men would die for Him.”
When H.G. Wells was asked what person had left the most permanent impression on history, he replied that judging a person’s greatness by historical standards, “By this test Jesus stands first.”
Jesus Himself said, “I and the Father are one.” Also, “If you have seen Me you have seen the Father.” He said He was one with God, the Father. He also said, “I am the way the truth and the life, no man may come to the Father but by ME.” He repeatedly forgave sins – something only God can do.
C.S. Lewis said, “I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him, ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept His claim to be God.’ That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the kind of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic – on the level with the man who says he is a poached egg – or else He would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was and is the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come up with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that option open to us. He did not intend to.”
Quote for the day
“Jesus said, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life; no man comes to the Father but by me.’ On the surface, that seems the most intolerant of statements. Think of any man on the stage of human history claiming to be the supreme embodiment of all psychological, scientific, and religious truth! He was either an egomaniac, a liar, or He was what He claimed to be. By faith I accepted Him for what He claimed to be, the Son of the Living God. That simple decision changed my life – and I have seen it change the lives of countless others across the world.” - Billy Graham
“Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood”
10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty.9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control.
8. Lead him through an afternoon of rigorous physical training in the back yard while you sit in a lawn chair with a half-gallon of ice cream.
7. Eat until you’re about to burst and then ride the Screamin’ Hurler roller coaster.
6. Put cream on his face and let the cat shave him with it’s tongue.
5. Walk behind him through his school halls yelling, “You DA man!”
4. Send him to the local discount store to buy mom’s “personal things.”
3. Give him Grandma’s lime green Gremlin with personalized license plates that say, “TUFFGUY.”
2. Send the womenfolk shopping, then get out your secret Old Yeller video and have a good cry together.
1. Shot put catching.
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From Pastor Tim Davis
Cybersalt Digenst
COME TO JESUS
http://www.my.homewithgod.com/jpinspirations
for Christ when they are given an opportunity. Our prayer is for souls to come to Jesus, “just as they are, knowing God will save and make them what they need to be, for His glory.” Thanks be to our Savior for saving our soul and for giving us a more abundant life in Him.
WON’T YOU COME AND LIVE FOREVER?
Never realizing their lives are within God’s power.
Yet many refuse God, and turn the Savior away.
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QUOTES AND ONE-LINERS
THE JUDGMENT
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‘Jesus Saves’ banner ordered off farmhouse roof
‘Jesus Saves’ banner ordered off farmhouse roof
‘You’re allowed to believe in anything, as long as it’s nothing to do
With Christians’
Radio Netherlands Worldwide
“If it’d said ‘Allah Akbar’, the council wouldn’t have dared to try and remove it,” says Marianne Bons, a member of the Dutch Reformed Protestant Church. She’s talking about a farm roof on which ‘Jesus Saves’’s is painted in enormous letters. The council says the text has to
Go. The farm’s owner, evangelical Christian Joop van Ooijen, is refusing to obey. The affair has united Christians of all persuasions behind the message.
“You’re allowed to believe in anything in this country, as long as it’s nothing to do with Christians or the Church,” says Ms Bos, describing the prevailing Dutch attitude to religion.
Mr Van Ooijen has held out for two years, refusing to remove the message from his roof. Giessenlanden local council is fining him 500 euros a week, but he refuses to pay. He has been fighting the council decision for two years and says he’s willing to go to the European Court if necessary.
Mr Van Ooijen and Ms Bons both live in Alblasserwaard, an area near Rotterdam, in the heart of the Dutch bible belt. The position adopted by Giessenlanden Council has met with disbelief in this predominantly Christian region.
The council argues that it’s pollution of the landscape. Giessenlanden Councillor Berend Buddingh explains that white letters on a red roof is too big a colour contrast. Mr Van Ooijen counters that it is “too big a contrast with the councillor’s own beliefs”.
The farmer is receiving support from all over the Netherlands, from secular as well as religious people and from ordinary Christians, not just members of his evangelical church. And from less strict members of his own church, such as the Bons family. “He’s literally shouting it from the rooftops,” says the father of the family, Menno Bons, admiringly.
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Friends…Christian values are being eroded by atheists and agnostics. But they will get their own just desserts in due time. This is not going by deaf ears in Heaven. What a man (or woman ) sows will be harvested. Evil out evil in.
Rev. Joe Diaz
Gay and lesbian (Christians??) Criticise plans to disrupt the pope’s visit
The Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement?? Wants papal critics to ’disagree with respect’
* Riazat Butt, religious affairs correspondent
* guardian.co.UK, Wednesday 1 September 2010 13.48 BST
Pope Benedict XVI Gay and lesbian Christians?? Are urging secularist groups not to protest against Pope Benedict’s UK visit.
Gay and lesbian Christians?? Have criticised secularists planning to protest during the pope’s visit to Britain for their “unhelpful and counterproductive” tactics.
The Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement?? (LGCM) said that it wanted papal critics — who are voicing their opposition to this month’s state visit for a number of reasons, including the Vatican’s rejection of equal rights for homosexuals — to “disagree with respect”.
It said that it would hold a prayer vigil, not a protest, so the pope could see the faces of those he spoke against, and become aware that his “homophobic comments affect real people”.
It said: “The Protest the Pope coalition of secularist groups has opposed the trip and promised noisy protests, but progressive Christians believe that this is unhelpful and counterproductive.”
But its call for restraint went unheeded, with Protest the Pope refusing to change its strategy.
Andrew Copson, from the British Humanist Association, said that the LGCM statement failed to recognise that Protest the Pope objected to the state aspect of the visit, not the pastoral or religious one. “As a religious leader and a citizen of Europe, we have said he is obviously
Entitled to visit.
“As a head of a state which many see as enormously destructive of human rights and equality on the international stage it is legitimate and morally right to question him, and the idea that heads of states should receive automatic ‘respect’ because they also happen to be religious leaders we see as entirely mistaken.”
At its first public meeting last month there was support for an attempt to stop Benedict XVI reaching an event. The audience, in Richmond Library, heard that Benedict XVI would have to travel down a narrow suburban road to reach the campus of St Mary’s University College, Twickenham, where he would meet thousands of schoolchildren and students. The forum said that it would not support such a blockade, having decided against direct protest, but it was a matter for individuals if they wished to pursue this option.
Organisers behind its flagship event, a march through central London on 17 September, say they are co-operating with local authorities and law-enforcement agencies.
Today the group is staging a debate about whether the papal visit should be a state one.
Proposing that it should not be are human rights campaigner Peter Tatchell and the philosopher AC Grayling. Their opposition comprises Christopher Jamison and the Catholic commentator Austen Ivereigh.
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Friends…homosexuality violates Scripture. God hates the sin but loves the sinner. My friend, Joe Smith, a former homosexual said or hinted in his testimony in my ministry’s website, (www.hisloveextended.com that this sin is demoralyzing and opposed to God’s Law and interests. They should decry the sin of homosexuality. No one who practices this is a Christian because Christians seek to obey God and follow Jesus’ walk. Contrary to Hollywood’s ideal(s) movies that follow these immoral movies cannot consider themselves to be Christian. That notion is also blasphemous and we ought not to have anything to do with homosexuality.Jesus is considered by these ignorant people to have been a homosexual. So it is also immoral and ought not to be part of our lives if we want salvation. Therefore, contrary to popular beliefs, THERE ARE NO HOMOSEXUAL “CHRISTIANS.” But God offers His love and salvation. Please look for my explanation of salvation at “Essentials of Eternal Life” on the Home Page of my website at www.hisloveextended.com
May God have His way with all wqho read this and are involved in homosexuality or lesbianism as well as any others who do not know Jesus as Lord and Savior!
In His love,
Rev. Joe Diaz
Founder, His love Extended Ministries, International, Circa 2000.
Undoubtedly, we have entered into a dimension of Spirit like no other. Although that dimension has a correlation with events in the physical realm, it is not defined
All scripture will be fulfilled just as it is written – every jot and tittle, just as it was with Yeshua’s first coming. However, just as it was with His first appearing, few will see it because the manner of His appearing will not be as the many perceive it will be. Most looking for the coming of the Messiah over 2000 years ago were expecting a ferocious King to swoop down, destroying His enemies with a vengeful sword and rescuing the righteous to a place of safety. Does this scene sound familiar? It should because that is exactly the event that most who call themselves “Christian” are looking for today, supported by perpetual prophecies of doom and gloom. What most do not recognize is that in His first appearing, He
Shalom Alechem B’Shem Yeshua HaMashiach.